Diary of a Great French Warrior
Joey Ren, Group 2
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February 1798
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May 1798
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Fiction, Yew Chung International School Primary Section
Today I heard the most terrible thing that has ever happened. Guess what? The Chinese built
all to block invaders! I and my generals in our camp de base in Paris are going to attack the
l. I must think of a plan! HaHa!
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Our plan is to bring 500 archers and reveries (so that if we fail we don’t have a big loss) and attack at dawn.
Then we will trick the guards into letting us in. We will tell them we are poor and we need a place to stay, and
we were in the emperor’s army long ago! Before they notice, we’ll be inside! HAR-HAR HEHE HAHA!!!!!!!
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May 1798
Plan failed!!! Today we attacked the wall. But the guard was pretty smart. Plus, we didn’t check the weather.
It was snowing and on the wall, they made a snow and solar powered automatic snowball - throwing machine
every 1 kilometer along the wall! The wall is 21,196 kilometers! Think how many machines were there! All of
our precious archers and reveries were ruined! Poor us!
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June 1798
Darn it!!!We went back to France and guess what? The Chinese built a wall around France!!! And they also
made machines that threw mud pointing inside France! After 3days the tourists were all complaining about the
Eiffel Tower being covered in mud!
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June 1798
We took all day to pull down the wall!!!!!! I shall take revenge and build a wall around China! You wait
pesky Chinese!!
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July 1798
We attacked the Chinese over and over again. But we lost 4000 soldiers, 500 cannons, and 1000 archers!!!!
Life is so unfair!!!!
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August 1798
Today I started a war!!!!! It’s Me, Mexico and Rome (rotten luck they wouldn’t budge when I asked for
gladiators!)VS pesky China and Australia (I don’t even know what on earth is this place?????????!!!!!!!!!) The
battle venue is the Great Wall of China (as they call it).
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August 1798
Guess what now?! Today in the first battle of the war, some evil monsters attacked (you would rather say
they dropped) from the wall like bombs! Some of them looked like gigantic rats with a pouch that bounced
around. There were even some bear-like creatures (but 10 times smaller) that slept almost the whole day!
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September 1798
Today more monsters came 100, 200, 300, 400…………………………..And even worse, the Chinese
INPRISONED me in the wall prison and made me DRAW THE MONSTERS ON THE
WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But this diary is going to be rip- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! And there it goes!!!! Goodbye diary!!!
CRACK!!!!....................................
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