"
YOU ! YOU! STALKER! AHHHH!" I screamed. He covered his ears, "Urgh!" "Sweetie, before you
wake the whole aeroplane up, let's start departure!" He covered my mouth and carried me up on his shoulders. I
saw a sign along the way: WELCOME TO KOREA ! HUH? WHERE AM I EXACTLY? Along the way I
yelled, "PERVERT!" and kicked non-stop.
BUT SERIOUSLY, HE'S STRONG AND HOT, PLUS HANDSUUM! Stop it ANNE! First: my conclusion
is: I’ve been kidnapped by a HOT dude. Second: Let's practice maths:
My hypothesis of the future = N.
HOT DUDE + KIDNAPPED = N
N=DEATH!
* * *
"
FIRST YOU KIDNAPPED ME THEN YOU CARRIED ME INTO MY BEST FRIEND'S HOUSE!
AFTER THAT YOU CARRIED ME INTO A BEDROOM! GREAT! WHERE AM I?"
He was trying his best not to smile, he remained silent. I lost it ... completely. I grabbed my GUCCI
handbag and...WHACK!
"
EXPLAIN YOURSELF MR!" Silent again... I had a nervous breakdown, sat on the floor and began to sob,
"
Where am I? Who are you? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" He frowned, leaned forward and ...kissed me. I bit
him. He backed off, licked his lips and laughed "You're like how sis described. REALLY, REALLY FEISTY!"
Those lips were soft, really soft.
"
Do I know you?"
He smiled as he stroked my cheek, "I'm Alex your boyfriend!"
"
WHAT!"
"
Yeah, I was a prince. I met a princess, which was you. YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL."
I felt my cheeks burning, guess I was blushing, "Woah, big guy .GET TO THE POINT!" "And we were in
love..." I grabbed his collar and said as fiercely as possible. "THE POINT!"
"
Okay, this witch was jealous of our love and we got cursed !"
"
What?!"
"
You shall never love until love is slayed," the witch said. And I got turned into the Great Wall, and you
lost your memory."
WHACK!
"
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" I poked my fingers in my ears, "LA LA LA LA LA , I CAN'T HEAR YOU ;
FAKER! LIAR! STALKER!"
“
Finally you guessed it, I'm Mary's brother . And she told me you love surprises! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
DAY!" Anger rose inside me, I ...fainted.
* * *
Woke up in Mary's house. I cleaned myself up and headed downstairs. "HI Anne!"
"
Hey GURLFRIEND! HOW YA FEELIN?"
"
FEELIN FANTASTIC!" We headed towards the dining room. There was this big guy.
"
Alex greet Anne! "
"
HI ANNE!” he winked. I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING! I grabbed Mary's neck, "YOU'RE SO
DEAD!"
"
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!”
She slid free. Our game of catch began! I gave her brother a last glance, I swear by The Great Wall he was
laughing.
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