The Great (Wall) Mission
Willam Goo, Group 2: Fiction, Victoria Shanghai Academy
n a cold dark night, in a little house, were two agents, Jackie and Jet. They were having some
fun together, but when Jet opened his Skype, his boss suddenly called him. Jackie heard the
ring tone and came over to ask Jet, “Who’s callin’ you?” and Jet replied, “ITS BOSS.” So
they answered Boss’s call and their boss said, “Agent J1 & Agent J2, you there?” Jet replied,
“
Yes Boss, we’re here.”
So the boss said, “Good, because I have a mission for you two. Do you remember last
time when we battled against that evil mad scientist Dr. Zapperone?” Jet replied, “Yup, last time we
had to stop him from transporting Big Ben all the way next to his evil lair because he was way too lazy
to go buy a watch to check out what time it was.” Boss said, “Yes. But this time, he has another plan, it
is to destroy the great wall of China!” “WHAT?!” exclaimed Jackie. “Yes, and we don’t completely
know why he wants to do that, but he is currently in the airport, about to get in the plane in 30 minutes.
I’ve already got the e-tickets for you guys, pack up right now and get in the ThunderCycles 5000 and
get to the plane.” “Jet… WE’RE GOING TO CH…” but he was interrupted by Boss, who yelled back
at Jackie, “GET PACKING YOU LAZY BUM YOU’VE WASTED 5 MINUTES!!” So they hurried
away. After five minutes of packing, they quickly jumped onto their motorcycles, the ThunderCycles
5000,
and drove all the way to the airport and ran as fast as they could to the airplane. They made it
there just in time, 30 seconds before it was about to take off.
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While they were in the plane, Jackie decided to check his Facebook. Suddenly, his boss went
online and started to chat with him. They chatted for a few minutes, and then Jackie told Jet what Boss
told him. “Boss said that when we arrive there, we’re gonna be staying in the Forbidden Hotel. Then
we gotta go to the Great Wall of China to stop Dr. Zapperone from however he’s gonna destroy it.”
When they reached the hotel, they quickly checked in and rushed to their luxurious room and
quickly unpacked. While they were unpacking, Jet decided to switch on the room TV and suddenly,
Boss popped up on the screen. “AH!” exclaimed Jet. Jackie turned around to see Boss’s face and went
“
AH!” as well. Boss said, “What? You just screamed like you’ve never seen a human face before…”
Jet said, “How do you pop up everywhere?!!” Boss replied quickly, “QUICK, UNPACK LATER AND
GET GOIN’ YOU LAZY BUTTS!” So Jackie rushed out of the room and Jet followed. They went
outside and took a taxi to the Great Wall.
When they reached there, their mouths fell in awe at the amazing wall. “Woww..” exclaimed
Jackie. The Great Wall stretched elegantly like a dragon miles and miles on the back of the green
mountains. It was like nothing they had ever seen before. “So, this is the Great Wall eh? It’s
magnificent! Can’t believe Emperor Qin built this more than two thousand years ago…” exclaimed
Jackie. “What’s that?” asked Jackie, pointing to some Chinese characters engraved on the foot of the
wall that read:
何事
紛爭
一角
牆
,
讓他幾
尺也
無
妨。
長城萬里
今
猶
在
,
不
見當
年秦始皇
.
“
Oh, it’s
just a poem that says don’t fight over some small things, life is too short. Emporer Qin built this wall
but where is he now, it says” replied Jet.
While explaining the poem to Jackie, Jet saw something and quickly shook Jackie’s shoulder and
pointed it to him. “Look at that awesome gigantic boat that’s like on the Yellow River right over there?
It’s so cool looking, it looks like it’s an enormous…” and Jackie said, “Where?” and Jet pointed
again… “There, see?” And Jackie said, “Oh! That boat, yea it’s so big, and its got those huge things
coming out of it, and hey, it’s transforming into something, they look like big guns of a battleship. You
know, the whole boat looks like a battleship!” Then suddenly, something clicked in Jet’s mind that was
bugging him earlier; suddenly he knew what was bugging him; it was the boat, the look of it, and that
was because it really was a battleship!! The guns ejected and started to turn and move. Jet quickly ran
towards the boat, and suddenly, he saw a familiar man, half robot, half human, white hair sticking up
and grey silver hair lying flat on the other half of his head, and he knew that that was Dr. Zapperone.
“
JACKIE! ITS ZAPPERONE UP THERE ON THE BATTLESHIP!!” he yelled at Jackie. Dr.
Zapperone suddenly saw Jet, and stopped the turning guns, and said, “So, you think you’re going to
stop me from destroying the Great Wall eh? WELL, YOU WONT STOP ME!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Jet yelled back, “Why are you even doing this?” He replied, “Lets just say
the Mongolians have paid me some good money for this so they can come in.” Jet pressed a button on
his special Agent Watch, and his shoes instantly turned into Jetboots, and he flew towards the boat, and
took out his gun and fired. BANG BANG, Zapperone crouched on the ground, and quickly, he
retreated into the Battleship. The Battleship’s guns rattled and began firing missiles. Missiles began
crushing bits and pieces of the Great Wall, and the people of China began panicking. When Jet saw the
wall being crushed bit by bit, he flew down quickly on to the Battleship and tried to stop Zapperone,